Mom used to be a badass, then she hit 55 and turned into a little sissy. She’s always cold and talking about “getting older,” so I’m getting her Clearly Collagen (for those fine lines) and a windbreaker to keep her pansy ass warm (and stylish).
This crusty old dude loves backpacking. So I’m getting him the water bottle for backpacking and the Night Train ground for his morning cup of heaven. His taste buds are so shot from smoking cigs in the 70s he needs a dark roast.
Tio Juan is part of the morning crew at the gym. He’s an early riser. He’s up when the rooster crows, so he needs a sweatshirt. And a Dad Hat for that bed head. Something he can wear to the gym that you know he’s going to take off after the first round as an excuse for a water break.
Brother is kind of a bum and I’m sure he needs some new socks. He also needs some motivation, so I’m helping him kick start a new morning routine with a 3-month coffee subscription and the Athlete 2.0 3-pack socks. A win for the whole family.
Sister is a diva, and she also loves caffeine. So I’m getting her Clearly Caffeine to help her curb her Starbucks addiction, and the Tiffany Tumbler. Because she’s bougie like that and needs help with her hydration.
Everyone else on my list: C&K gift cards. They’ll think I’m so cool.