Watch Out For This - Especially Early
Watch Out For This - Especially Early

Well, I’ve got to tell you... It’s too early for this shit. Shuffling into the kitchen and turning on the coffee pot, I patiently wait the 1 minute our quick brewer takes to drip out a full pot of coffee. Something seems strange...

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OK, Can I Guess?
OK, Can I Guess?

Well, can I guess? First, let me guess what it’s not. It’s not stacking 12 bowls on your while riding a unicycle in the m...

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Does This Drive You Crazy?
Does This Drive You Crazy?

Dude, would you ever do this? Sure, I’m a fan of sportsmanship. But...I’m also a fan of making sure my kids feel my superiority after I take them to the cleaners on family game night. Fa...

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Have You Ever Been This Embarassed
Have You Ever Been This Embarassed

Have you ever done something this embarrassing? And you’re the only one to blame when you start by saying “it’ll be fine,” and end with things clearly not being fine. It starts with bl...

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How Would You Tell Her?
How Would You Tell Her?

Trust me, I didn’t want to tell her. I mean, where do you even start? So far all I had was “Hey, uh, good morning. You see, uh, what happened is…” My voice was shaky as I fumble over my words, but the new neighbor had to understand. Come on, who has a “free range” pe...

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The Worst Thing He Could Have Said
The Worst Thing He Could Have Said

There were no other options, we had to go back. In fact, we went back twice.  The second time because we knew what an amazing experience it was going to be. The first time going back was because we <...

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🤯 She Actually Said It
🤯 She Actually Said It

To tell you the truth, it was hard to tell. I think she meant it to be a compliment. It definitely started out as one. But then…well. The other day Lori approached me as I was leaving the gym. She told me that these emails are having a huge impac...

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October COTM: How Is THIS Coffee So Good?
October COTM: How Is THIS Coffee So Good?

Doesn’t it just taste like coffee? Well, yes.  But also, no.  Like wine or chocolate, coffee has distinct flavor notes.   Some coffee is pungent, rich, and tastes like a log out of the fire...

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😆Your Worst Enemy - Does This Happen To You?
😆Your Worst Enemy - Does This Happen To You?

Well, it happened again. This time it started before I was 6 steps out of bed. As I closed the bathroom door, a towel fell to the floor and cleverly aligned itself to allow closing, but not latching. Awesome.   <...

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Oh Boy...That Was A Mistake
Oh Boy...That Was A Mistake

Seriously, what was I supposed to do? As I stood there, frozen, I began to answer. But before the words came out of my mouth I stopped. Lacking conviction, I couldn’t get the answer out. The consequences swirling in...

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